I always say "she's not my type"...

And never knew exactly what my type was.

So for the 10 or so people that ask me a month, I know what I like now.

Race is not an issue. I like all shades and colors, as long as theyre not blonde. Sorry.

There's no height requirement.

You have to have some sense of style... If you can go from skinny jeans and some fresh ass Nikes to a nice little dress and some flip flops... you're good money. I hate OD matching too. And I'd honestly prefer you in my shorts and a tee....

I have a thing for weird girls. Girls with random problems. That sounds weird and kinda horrible, but that's always what I end up wanting. I love quirks.

Girls that smoke cigs aren't high on the list, but I can accept it. As long as you don't mind gettin zooted once in a while.

You have to love cuddling and you have to love sex AND fucking. They're two completely different things, and you have to love both. Freaks are my kryptonite. Have a nigga weak smh.

You gotta be able to cook... I don't mean like full out meals and shit, but damn you gotta be able to at least follow box directions. If you go out of your way to make a meal for me from a recipe or some shit, I might fall in love smh.

Loud and obnoxious = fuck out my face. I can't stand it. You gotta know when it's okay to wile out and when you're supposed to act like you have some kinda manners.

Slow jam lovers are appreciated. Slow grindin in my bed... or in the shower... lawd...

Be a good kisser. Suck my lip, bite it, pull me close to you... all that good shit.

Love music. With at least 90% of your heart.

I'd prefer you be comfortable with yourself, and a "fuck what you tombout" attitude is perfect...

Materialism is ass, but I love shopping and I'd like it if you did too. lol

I don't even know what else right now to be honest.

Thats about it I guess.